Friday, September 17, 2010

If you find yourself lost on a whore island

If you are curious if you fail at gaming or at whoring, you probably belong on Reignors Island of failing.  If you know that you rock out and are indeed an epic achievement whore then you belong on xbox live where real online gaming takes place. 
Beware PS3 gamers must be aware that playing games on the PSN automatically qualifies you to be a life long member of fail island. 

Maybe we should be more specific.  If you rely on the Wii's online gaming to block your fail power then you have already failed beyond all repair.  So you have been granted positions as gaming epic fail Senators of fail island's chamber of failure. 

So when you want to know if you have what it takes to grind out another 1000 G you only have to ask. Am I currently living on an uncharted island of failure.  Then you will realize that the controller in your hand help put you there. 
Have fun out there you epic failures and Achiement whores. 

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Halo REACH

First off, this game is the Halo that never was before and all that has come before all at once. New weapons like the Needler rifle and returning weapons like the scoped pistol will make the mayham a little more intense.
Second, the game has been visually and mechanically enhanced more then any other Halo title. With new engine upgrades the game can support 40 enemies on screen at once instead of ODST's 20. And Vehicles are included in that count.
Now the battle field could have 10 vehicles and 30 enemies trying to pound you into the terrestrial turf.
REACH is a planet that has become a mining and military outpost for human kind and the covenent has stumbled upon it and immediately invaded. As the Noble 6 squad you will be tasked with suicide missions to try and prevent the covenent from taking control and as the game goes on destroying the entire planet.
In all this news there is one thing that has me really stoked. In Halos prior you may come upon a civilian vehicle that you wanted to take for a spin and in some cases would have saved your butt. But you could never drive them. With REACH this is all old hat. Now civilian rides are driveable.
This will likely also add to strategy and gameplay becouse if you finally put the nail in the warthog and finish it off you may have to switch to a civ truck or cab to get to the next checkpoint.
The game has five great characters that are featured in the main story and gameplay and of coarse you will play the 6th man. You will play the new member to the team for Noble 6. The good news is that not every memeber is equal. Each brings something unique to the play and Spartan II and Spartan III soldiers will fight side by side.
The name of the game, according to Bungie, is customization. You will have much more control of character appearance and other touches than in any other Halo title before. What we want to see is a pink headed, white chested, purple legged, and yellow armed flamingo Spartan. We just want to see how much he gets tea bagged by every player that he is up against. Even AI will likely get a little T-Bagging on with armor possibilities like these.
Regardless this REACH is really looking like a Leap. We can't wait to see what else will be being added and see what other new environments Halo: REACH promises for gamers. We will be watching.

Friday, January 1, 2010

Gamer Emtertainment TV is here!

The times they are a gaming. New AW News. Majorly big Stuff.

Alright you whores. The time has come. Gamer Entertainment Television has arrived. We have created three ways to watch very cool videos. First head over to http://GamerEntertainmentTV.blogspot.com to see the main page of very cool content all hand picked or originally made by the team at www.AWLivePage.com The videos are wide ranging but some of the key new material are Motion Comics from marvel, SpiderWoman and Astonishing X-men, as well as a very cool sub-titles Animated feature called Vexille 2070 that is absolutely cool. Other videos are handpicked from YOutube and Crackle as well as several others.
Soon the AWCookingShow will air and the first recipe is already listed on the site. It is so good it would make a anorexic chicken dance all the way to the dinner table.
Really though the family of AW Sites is growing and are all looking great.
Which brings me to the second way that you can access our videos. We have created a YOuTube directors page that features our hand picked favorites and all are recent new programs. You can link to us at www.Youtube.com/user/GamerEntertainmentTV

And finally we have linked around 30 of our picks to the trades site at http://AWLivePageTrades.ning.com under the videos section of the site. So now you can view our content on each site and not miss anything new when you log on.
Don't think that this is all though. We are coming out with dozens of new projects for the AW family of sites very soon.
The strip of whoredom has five new comics in the works and the strips Ass Creed and Batmans's Gay Friend will likely be released very soon.
We hope you all are enjoying the sites and hope that you will continue to love the sites as we continue to grow.
Don't forget to play your games you whores. And check out our amazon associates store regularly on this site because the prices are always moving and deals can be found every day that can not be met anywhere else.